*where 'awesome' can sometimes mean 'awesome' and can sometimes mean 'absolutely horrible' - in fact, half the time I'm not sure which one myself. It's not my fault. I'm a product of the 1980s.
Which, in short, is what is so very awesome about this particular name. It is a lovely collection of cool terms for male genitalia all put together. And it’s something that you have to go to Home Depot to get, so that you can walk in wearing a manly man-apron and ask the guy there to show you where they keep their ball-peens. And he’ll show you, without even cracking a smile. That’s just how manly he is.
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